Cute Merry Christmas Funny Quotes and Sayings 2016

Cute Merry Christmas Funny Quotes and Sayings 2016 Hello Friends, as we know that Christmas is the significant event for many people and...

Cute Merry Christmas Funny Quotes and Sayings 2016

Hello Friends, as we know that Christmas is the significant event for many people and celebrated all over the world. Christmas Celebration is a joyous time and has a lot of fun & enjoyment. To increase your enjoyment we've collected some Cute Merry Christmas Funny Quotes and Sayings. You'll enjoy while you'll read these Cute Humorous Christmas Jokes. These funny celebrity Christmas Quotes will make you laugh on this holiday season. Now get ready to wish Happy Christmas to your friends, family that'll bring a cute smile on their face. Cute Christmas Hilarious Quotes for Kids & Children. You may use these Christmas Quotes on Merry Christmas Greeting Cards also. You can see that some Christmas Quotes are very small, so you may use these Funny Xmas Quotes as a Whatsapp Status. Have A Prosperous Christmas  :)

Cute Christmas Funny Quotes

Merry Christmas Funny Quotes

1) Why were there only three kings at Jesus’s birth? Elvis had not yet entered the building.

2) Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~ Johnny Carson

3) I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: 'Toys not included'. ~ Bernard Manning

4) May your longest list this Christmas be the one that counts your blessings.

5) Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~ Kin Hubbard

6) You can feel a real let-down after Christmas. Especially when all you have to look forward to is your New Year’s resolutions. ~ Melanie White

7) If you mistakenly wrap a Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”, You can always write “to Jesus” on it.

8) Would you like some Christmas thanks or perhaps a bunch of Christmas pranks?

9) Giving me a Christmas ornament as a Christmas gift is like bringing vitamins to my funeral.

10) One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ Andy Rooney

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11) Friend, without you, my Christmas would truly be bright.

12) Friends, you truly make Christmas what it is: a slapstick comedy in this family!

13)They say that Christmas is just around the corner. How can it be when the world is round?

14) Hey, if Christmas is supposed to be merry, what are you doing here?

15) Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!

16) When we have close friends, the hilarity of Christmas will never come to an end.

17) I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

18) Celebrating Christmas with friend like you brings so much humor into my life.

19) I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking. - Earthman Adam

Funny Christmas Quotes Greeting

Cute Funny Christmas Quotes For Friends And Family

1) At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional. ~ Robert Godden

2) I’ve seen you Facebook status updates, You’ll get a dictionary for Christmas.

3) I’m hoping for a magical Christmas this year. I'm hoping all my relatives will magically disappear. ~ Melanie White

4) We have a tradition with our friends – we go out on 25th of December and we don’t go out the next day.

5) My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family. ~ Julie Roberts

6) If you’re going to be celebrating Christmas with this family, then you need to put your hilarity hat on right now!

7) I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~ Bernard Manning

8) Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases. ~ Bridger Winegar

9) Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp. ~ Melanie White

10) Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. ~ W. C. Fields

Funny Christmas Quotes For Cards

Short Hilarious Christmas Quotes For Cards & Greetings

1) What do you call a Christmas card from your crazy ex? Sent-a-mental.

2) Know why this Christmas card is awesome? It’s not an email. It’s not a text.

3) Know what the best thing about this card is? It’s not a fruitcake! Merry Christmas!

4) Money’s scarce Times are hard Here’s your fucking Xmas card ~ Phyllis Diller

5) Nothing is more sad than a gift card that says "Cannot be used for the purchase of alcohol"

6) You don't need Visa when you've got Santa! You don't need Santa when you've got Visa! Who needs Santa when you've got Grandma!

Funny Christmas Status

One Liner Funny Christmas Status for Whatsapp & FB

1) Zen Christmas: the gift of nothingness.

2) I wanna be Spider man for Christmas.

3) All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

4) During Christmas you buy gifts with the next year’s money.

5) Me putting up with you is your Christmas present. Happy Christmas

6) Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

7) Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help. ~ Andy Borowitz

8) Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. ~ Andy Borowitz

9) You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. ~ Robert Paul

10) There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. ~ W.J. Cameron

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Hilarious Christmas Funny Quotes

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We hope that you'll like this post and you'll definitely share to your friends & family. This page has included Cute Christmas Quotes Images for Wishes Messages. May this Christmas bring a lot of fun and May Santa fulfill your all wishes. Wish you Merry Christmas 2016  :)

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