Best Christmas Santa Quotes And Sayings with Santa Images

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Hi Friends :) Merry Christmas to all of you. On this Christmas spread the birthday celebration of Jesus's with our best collection of Christmas Santa Quotes And Sayings with Santa Images. In this section we have collected Best Christmas Quotes about Santa Claus for Greetings Wishes. One Liner Christmas Status for Whatsapp in English, Short Xmas Quotes for Messages to friends, family, relatives & dear once. We've included some latest Santa Claus Images for Greetings that are very cute & funny. Free Download Hilarious Christmas Images for Kids & Children, Funny Christmas Quotes Images with Short Christmas Sayings. New Christmas Wishes Images in English. Wish You Merry Christmas :)

Best Christmas Santa Quotes And Sayings with Beautiful Santa Images for Greeting Cards

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Short Christmas Santa Quotes & Status for Whatsapp

1) I believe Santa is so jolly because of all the beer we leave out for him.

2) Santa is on his way, with his reindeers and his sleigh to give you a gift for Christmas Day

3) Santa saw your Facebook profile. Now you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.

4) The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~George Carlin

5) God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. ~Bil Keane

6) That disappointing moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper and handwriting as your parents.

7) Dear Santa, I have tried, honestly I have, but you know, that nice list just isn't as much fun as the naughty list is...

8) So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world? ~Mindee Arnett

9) Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man. ~Patti Smith




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Funny Christmas Quotes For Santa

1) Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty, does that count for anything?

2) Dear Santa : I would like a new body for Christmas, this one is broken.

3) Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. ~Victor Borge

4) God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat. ~Henry Louis Mencken

5) Santa won't be coming this year... He died laughing when you said you'd been a good girl.

6) Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my own Island so I don't have to deal with any stupid people.

7) I hope Santa leaves me a skinny body and a fat wallet, not the other way around like it was last year.

8) A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.

9) Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..

10) Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.




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Short Christmas Status About Santa Claus

1) Dear Santa, I want it all!

2) Santa doesn’t do plaster casts

3) Be on Santa’s good list – be safe

4) Santa likes a clean chimney, so do we

5) Dear Santa, They made me do it. I swear.

6) Marijuana is Santa's way of saying Hi! Hi! Hi!

7) Santa has the right idea, Visit people just once a year

8) Only Santa has a magical vehicle – don’t drink and drive

9) Santa’s flying in the skies: Watch Out for the Reindeer Pies

10) I miss all the presents I used to get when I believed in Santa.




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Merry Christmas Sayings 2016 About Santa

1) God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. ~Oliver Markus

2) Santa is the most popular hoax of the age. ~MARTIN F. CLOUGH

3) I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. ~Jimmy Fallon

4) Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood. ~Cate Kennedy

5) All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes. ~MAUD LINDSAY

6) Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! ~Francis Pharcellus Church

7) Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material worship. ~MILTON ROKEACH

8) What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. ~Bart Simpson

9) Please Santa, I've been good all year... Most of the time... Sometimes... Ok, Don't worry I'll buy my own Christmas presents.

10) You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town ~HAVEN GILLESPIE



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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan


You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way. Tracy McMillan


Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. - Gary Allan


Santa has it great. I buy all the toys. He gets all the credit. - Melanie White


A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. Herbert Hoover


I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. Trey Parker


I told the kids the reason Santa can get all those toys into one bag is because he let Mrs. Claus pack it for him. - Melanie White


I just wrote a letter to Santa. I asked him to bring me a clearer definition of “naughty.” - Greg Tamblyn


I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory


I wish I were more like Santa. That way I could be jolly even when I have to work all night. - Melanie White


When I was younger, I used to love sitting in Santa’s lap at the shopping mall - and was sad when I finally outgrew it at age 30. - Bruce Cameron


The staff would be a lot more likely to believe our boss was Santa Claus at the office Christmas party if he was handing out bonuses. - Melanie White


Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything. - Charlie Viracola


To whom ever got the half-empty tin of Altoids from your Secret Santa, all I can say is it was that or my stapler. - Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder


Teenagers should believe in Santa. That way they wouldn’t be lying when they said they knew somebody whose mom lets him stay out all night long. - Melanie White




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